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review

2009-01-07T21:04:00.000-08:00

im reviewing Shooter with mark wahlberg

Great action scenes, and excellent car chases. Charachters fulfilled roles very well, great screen work. Excellent plot and storyline, good twists and turns. Shows a very interesting view of government, without being political. Everything portrayed in this movie was done as real as possible (ex. How he lays when shooting – very accurate). James bond almost like feel, Bob Lee Swagger was unstoppable, surviving a gun storm 2 to 20 with his partner. I didn’t like some of the scenes with him and his ex-partner’s widowed wife, they were kind of pointless and touchy, but I guess the director has to throw them in to get a full audience. I like the whole movie there are really no bad clips or unfitting plot twists. When you find out whats going on, another twist will spin out making the movie very interesting for the first time viewer.

Movie Time

2008-12-17T20:17:00.000-08:00

Bob Swagger stares out into open forest.
Swagger and his dog Sam look out into their open land.
Mountains in backround are snow-capped.
Trees are deep green, so thick you cant see rock.
Bob gets rifle to test 1706 shot.
Swagger has military grade camo sniper rifle with professional ear protection.
Sniper round piecers into can of Dinty Moore soup at the receiving end of the shot.
Bob lays on rock facing soup can with all his sniper gear layed out.

Wahlberg's fierce tone is a great addition to the discovery of the long distance shot.
The director had Mark lay like a real sniper would be positioned.
He adjusts his sights, also a very real action for a sniper.
When he makes the shot, he barley touches the trigger - most sniper rifles have hair triggers for max accuracy
His range book had all the distances and altitude ajustments already written down.
Mark is wearing real ear protection, only the M110 sniper rile has enough muzzle to get away without it.
The soup can explodes...naturally..

3 haiku

2008-12-02T19:57:00.000-08:00

Water crashes up
Golden color changing smooth sand
Seaweed, seashells, rock

Deep transparent blue
Reflects the suns rays all day long
Thrashing and whirling

Kids and parents alike
Hippies and tourists come chill
The best place to be

2nd Drivers Test

2008-11-12T17:26:00.000-08:00

The new law im enacting is that people need to take a second driving test. A real world driving test, not the test they have you take that proves you can turn a car on and move it a few feet, going rediculously slow. The first major reason why I think this is appropriate is because people drive slow for no reason. If the weather conditions are perfect, there is no reason to be going 30mph under the not-too-high-to-begin-with speed limit. What about elderly people? Well, if they cannot get to the appropriate speeds or react quick enough to other dummy cars in the test, then they should not be able to get a license. If that offends to many people, then those who cannot pass should be allowed a license but have speical plates to alert other drivers. Governments and people alike believe that driving fast is unsafe; however, the people that are unequipped to properly drive are more unsafe, causing traffic to abruptly slow or push people to try and get around such people. The real world of driving, especially in congested areas like California, things are not like they are on the drivers test. The DMV is qualifying people for something that is very different than what they are testing for, indirectly qualifying them for nothing. It's like teaching a child to play a piano and asking to hear a tune from a flute; they know music but they dont know how to apply it. People who drive 45 in a 65 are annoying, dangerous, and slowing down travel.

This is simply my opinion and this is in no way meant to be mean or target certain people.

Monster?

2008-10-29T18:58:00.000-07:00

Zabrathielstein

It looks like a minature lion, with short shaggy black hair.
It lives in caves inside the rock walls.
It eats bats, and other cave-dwelling insects.
It has super sticky grip, allowing it to stick to the upper walls of the cave while sleeping, almost like a bat.
It is extremely vicious, fast, and an effecient killer.
It uses its extreme eye sight and SONAR like navigation to get around, in and outside the cave.
The creature never leaves the cave area for more then 3 hours.
It needs to eat very often, for it has a quick matabolism to keep its tiny body quick and light.
It's pionty nose picks up insect scents from hundreds of yards away.
Under a microscope, the hair of the creature has pines on it, so it picks up any residue on the surfaces it travels on; always a dirt animal.
This creature moves on its knuckles like an ape.
The creature weights 16 lbs, relatively quick and light to catch small animals.

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2008-10-23T21:06:00.000-07:00

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description

2008-09-24T20:27:00.001-07:00

The snow is white like paper, it sits perfectly in between the all the water. The water gleams with a calm stability, melting perfectly with the air. The water mirrors everything like a perfect mold makes replicas. Mountains smooth like paper, water as crisp as a fresh apple. Spring water holds a new cleansing feeling like never before. If a drop of water fell from the sky, the water would rage out of calmness into an aggravated monster. It's as serene as a peaceful night on the beach. It's as still as the rock in the core of the earth. It smells like the first day the world was born, the scent of nothing but purity. It feels frigid with coolness but warmth in the air melts the sensation of numbness. Tranquility grasps you...

celebrity

2008-09-17T19:11:00.000-07:00

will ferrell's fan site

oh man, its pretty cool having a whole site dedicated to how well your career developed.

its kind of interesting having a whole world of people you dont know anything about. Its interesting that everyone in the world can find out almost anything about you. As you can see in my site, i am 33, born July 13th. I was born in Irvine, CA and went to USC for college. It's neat that people can look at transcripts on the page and also look at all media clips; as well as see what films i've starred in. I am proud to have a site about me that people can visit freely. Stay cool!